A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you ride your cat instead of your cat riding you. See Dolphin Ride.
"Hey look, Alex is giving the cat a reverse dolphin ride."
Is that the best reverse dolphin ride you've ever seen?
I would like to learn how to give a reverse dolphin ride.
When ur hanging with out with your gal pals and you're all so ugly that you slightly resemble a pod of dolphins
Karen- " wow they sure hang out a lot !"
Gabby- " a TRUEE. Dolphin squad ! "
When someone air humps making dolphin sounds and body movements similar to the long dicking body movements.
Did you see that man dolphining. I almost died of laughter.
"Hey Tod we found you at KFC were you Flogin the dolphin"
When a male masturbates, he is Tangling the dolphin.
I wanna Tangle the Dolphin but met-arts photo shopping isn't exiting me right now.
When a Mermaid or Merman slaps you with their tail in the nuts
Damn, that Mermaid gave you one hell of a Dolphin Slap
Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"
I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.