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pet millionaire

A millionaire who is happy to provide their time, money and/or other assets they own to their non-millionaire companion without expecting them to repay that with any kind of service or favor in exchange for their commitment, their priority being their companion's wellbeing. (Note: explicitly not a sugarbaby-sugardaddy/sugarmommy type of relationship, and you ougth to treat your pet millionaire with respect, too.)

Pet millionaires are mythical creatures. My millionaire is not a pet, they're family.

by Blues5565 October 17, 2024

The Pet Goat

1. KITE HIT STEEL PLANE MUST E T LET 2. The Pet Goat E.T.T. 3. The girl had a Pet Goat; E L D A T T 4. She liked to go hunting (running?) with her pet goat. E D O O G H R T T 5. She played with her Goat in Her house. E D H R T N R E 6. She played with her Goat in Her yard. E D H R T N R D 7. But the goat did something that made the girls Dad MAD T E T D G T E E S D D 8. The Goat BROKE CHAINS.E T E S 9. DAN & BA Kayn?? BA 10 and EAN) AND 10. E A KAYN ??) (DAN BA10 BA TA )WHAT! One day he ATE the CAT E Y E E E T ? 11. One day her Dad said, that Goat must go. E Y R D D , T T T O 12. He EATS TOO MANY THINGS E S O Y S Rattle Sound on audio ... EATS (sounded out) 14. The girl said, that if you let The Goat stay with us I will see that he won't stops eating all those things. E L D, T F U T E T Y H S I L E T E S G L E S 15. Her Dad said WE WILL TIME IT R D D, E L E T 16. Her Dad Said We will try it. R D D, E L Y T 17. So the GOATS they and the GIRL they stop EATING all those things GARBLED 'except Cows In Chains'? O E S Y D E L Y P G L E S MISSING 18. But one day a car robber came to the girl's house. T E Y A R R E O E S E 19. He saw a big red car near the house and said I will steal that car. E W A G D R R E E 20. He ran to the car and started to open the door. E N O E R D D O N E R 21. The Girl and The Goat were playing in the back yard. E L D E T E G N E K D 22. They did not see the car robber. Y D T E E R R 23. More to Come E O E

The pet goat, Per earlier guess, of course, REVERSE IT (it's a good starting GUESS) from web archive www occupythebanks com/2012/08/illuminati-pet-goat-911-deciphered-live.html

by Whatsit2yaa May 05, 2022

PET Evaporated Milk

After all, it’s the original evaporated milk.

PET Evaporated Milk continues to be a staple in millions of homes and is used in many different recipes, from main dishes, to soups, desserts and more.

by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023

gay pet

a pet that is of significance to being called a gay pet

megan you are my gay pet

by camhandletheheat December 09, 2021

Carry My Pet

A balance of everything. Knows how to win everyone's trust. An animal lover. A solution provider. Caring in nature. Knows how to reunite everyone with their loved ones.

"Not everyone is purr-fect like Carry My Pet is every quality. Only Carry My pet can win your heart as well as the heart of your loved ones"

by Carry My Pet November 25, 2021

pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical, scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates. An absolutely boring video. A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.

I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of distilled water fasting.

by 10isC November 20, 2017