A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have too much caffiene and not enough fats in your system so you get the shakes.
Damn shawty I can't sit still, I've got the vegan milk-shakes!
It's someone who says they have acne but they don't, this term come from the term pizza face which means a lot of acne or (pepperoni) but since it's vegan pizza it has no meat so therefore someone with little acne is vegan pizza
Omg I have so much acne
Shut up vegan pizza
anything on the street is vegan, and for the taking. beware of ratz that looks like baked potatoes
Yes you guess it, I’m a street vegan. But this is a tar leg officer, not my dinner.
Usually a bus driver that only has barely any money and yells at innocent children. Usually ones named matt and Owen. She only eats vegetables but is yet still fat.
Awww. That bus driver is such an angry vegan
A classic maneuver practiced by the wise to redeem themselves after being forsaken by the gods for their left handed attempts to rise to the sun.
I’ll make you vegan-rendang-curry when you’re back!
The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"
"It's that Vegan shit again!"
"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"
When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.
Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.