A fork of Rural Dictionary
well. miren is a black boy who only got top ten in his assignments. being picked on every day because he blends in with the shadows
guy1:Who are you bullying?
Bully:im fucking up top ten miren
A mysterious sexual act allegedly involving large amounts of pain, penetration, and for some strange reason, popsicles.
John's girlfriend gave him the Deep Ten a few weeks ago, and he's still walking funny.
Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."
"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"
"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.
“Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”
“Ehh, she’s a military ten.”
A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.
I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.