Country Dictionary

An alarmingly young looking man who receives great attention from your local neighborhood GILF.

GILF 1: "I got my talons on another Rinke last night!"

GILF 2: "I hope my next one doesn't want to many PS3 games."

Jerking off in a discord voice call.

I sure do love rinking with my friends!

abbreviation for ridiculous, used on its own or in combination with other abbreviations such as "totes" or "cray cray"

omg, last night was so rinks

Verb
1. being very cocky

2. to screw things up

3. to butt in to others conversations

4. to copy or imitate cooler kids than himself/herself (everyone)

A kid is wearing a backwards hat with a puffy coat in nice weather and walking with a fake swagger.

Much cooler kid: dude your really rinkin it man

To shove, or have shoved, an ice cube into ones anus.

I tried rinking just now, and my anus is still numb from the experience.

Rink is used to say to some one they smell horrible and need to take a shower

Alex mate you rink go take a shower

to glide imperterbably around an ice surface using knee action, facial projection, as well as perfect posture.

The whole synchronized skating team was beautifully rinking around the ice, while Anne was STRUGGLING to deceifer between Holly's fat lip or a cold sore on her face.