A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often qouted by Yosefinni-sama and Tommybish-sama-
'Touche me once, I'll touch you twice' means you will always one up the others, you will always be one step ahead.
Sub5: 'Shut the f*ck up or I'll beat the shit out of you.'
Chad: 'Touch me once, I'll touch you twice' brah.'