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[Fail]

Failing at life. Being a noob.Posting the worst thread ever

Allonewordwrote commited a massive fail when he wrote; Corinthians Football Club Sao Paolo Brazil 06/01/09 Dear Corinthians My name is Chip Debawl, and I come from a place in the United States called St. Paul, Minnesota. I love soccer so much. It’s much better than those looser jock sports like Football and Hockey. Anyways, I love you guys at soccer. I think you are really neat. I would like to give you guys a chance to draft me for next season. My soccer skills are really awesome. If you could call me on Klondike 4729, that would be super. Yours sincerely Chip.

by alloneword January 07, 2009

Fail at Failing

To fail at failing is to fail so horrbily that you are the king of all things fail. This is not a double-negative, you just suck! It is also consider 386 times more fail than an Epic Fail.

1. Jim: Dude I totaly just crashed my car onto my roof! Gary: Wow man you fail at failing! 2. Gary: Jim got a -72 points on his english test. Rick: Wow he fails at failing!

by Kamakazai November 11, 2009

Fail Fail

a fail that fails.

Dad: Hey son, did you check your Electronic Mail? I sent you one of those hilarious fails! Haha! Son: You just sent me a completely fail-free picture with absolutely no evident presence of even a hint of fail. Fail Fail!

by urbandictionaryroxlol May 18, 2010

Fail

either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1 "you actually bought that? FAIL" 2 "this movie fails."

by jack July 22, 2003

failing

my life

what are you doing honey failing

by yeetthefeet April 17, 2019

Failness

Somthing that contains or emits fail so you can laugh at it

" Man have you seen Failness.com, Its soo funny." " Yo have you seen Carlo's new whip, it reaks of Failness"

by Ruckusman333 May 06, 2009

Fail

The Glorious lack of success

A baseball player swings at a ball and the ball instead hits him in the groin. FAIL!

by elliott113 February 15, 2008