Country Dictionary

webslinger the art of ejaculating in one's hand then throwing in a female's face in the style of spiderman.

hey tony i threw a webslinger at your wife last night.

male, meaning to masturbate and ejeculate

What are you doing in their little Jimmy? Webslinging Mum, go away/

A sexual act; the act of ejaculation through self-flagellation onto one's own hand, tossing the ejaculate into the face of a sexual partner with a swift, comical motion.

Seamus' girl Brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.

Someone who creates webpages in mass quantity.

Tiny's the webslinger you want to build your site.

The webslinger is when your wife or gf won't give you any play, so you retire to the bedroom and sit on the corner of the bed and jerk off. Once she opens the door, you fling the cum directly at her face using the "Spiderman" hand gesture.

"My girl wouldn't give up the stink last night so I waited 20 min in the bedroom just to hit her with the webslinger."

Overused cell phone

hold on man, just checking my webslinger

fingering two girls at once.

I went to the bathroom with jesse and chloe and i started to go webslinging them.