Country Dictionary

the annual appreciation day for anyone who’s name starts with an E

oh hi E! happy birthday.

look it’s the 14th of october! time to let E know we appreciate them.
14th October means

The 14th of October is where everyone has to text someone “hey I like you” and if that person likes you back you have to go out with them

Ohh no it’s the 14th of October

it’s national give you’re crush a hug day!!

Me thinking: “oh i see my crush and it’s national hug you’re crush day, lemme go hug her”. Her: “why’d you hug mee?” Me: “it’s national hug you’re crush day” (october 14th- national give ur crush a hug day)

October 14th is national give your hoodie to someone day

Hoodie day is October 14th

Ask a lonely bitch out day.

Oh look! It’s October 14th! I guess I’m asking out that quiet hoe in my math class.

give ur girlfriend your hoodie day!!!! (plus give her attention if shes a real queen) and if your a girl treat your manz like a king<3

ur gf/bf: here take all of my hoodies and chocolate
y/n: thanks but why again?
ur bf/gf: its october 14th:))

October 14th is National single ppl day a day we’re you just sit alone and watch cartoon and eat junk food all day Bc your single:)

October 14th means I don’t have to share my food