A fork of Rural Dictionary
National tie your hair up day.
Someone in the world probably has nits, tie your hair up just so you don't get them.
It's the 17th September, you have to tie your hair up!
You have to say yes to anything
September 17th:
Wanna go out with me
Yes
Today is the day when you can slap anyones ass and they can not say nothin about it and cannot complain. And if they do they have to kiss ur ass.
Justice: "slaps ass"
Huge dude with mucles: Aye wtf man!!
Justice: Its September 17th mf kiss my ass!!!
National hug an important person day!Hug someone who means a lot to you.
Person 1: hugs
Person 2: “what was that for?!”
Person 1: “its national hug an important person day!!”
Person 2: “oh yeah its September 17th!”
the day the coolest person was born.
Wow bet shes born on September 17th..
September 17th is national hug/cuddle your bestfriend/Girl/Boyfriend day.
Bestie Its september 17th you know what that means
National buy your best friend a present day
I got you a present!
Why?
It’s September 17th!