A fork of Rural Dictionary
17th july, national fight your cousin day
cousin: *beats the shit out of you*
you: classic 17th july move
July 17th is ‘International Ignore All Girls Named Julia Day.’
Julia: Hi!
Boy: I can’t talk to you today.
Julia: Why?
Boy: It’s July 17th! International Ignore All Girls Named Julia Day.
If you were born in this day you are scary, mysterious, crazy and dangerous etc.
But the weird thing is your gorgeous at the Sam time...what did I say...mysterious...
the day the most amazing, most talented, and most sexist people were married!! I LOVE YOU
omg did you hear the sexiest people alive get married on July 17th??
yes I did!! I got married that day.
July 17th is the day where heathers are born! Prettiest fucking heathers that ever existed!!!NOT ONLY a Heather but an EXTRA pretty heather
July 17th Heather: what do I mean?
Opposite person: your a REALLY fucking pretty heather!
July 17th heather: thx but I'm being serious
Opposite person: I'm being serious too
July 17th heather : oop-