A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two products combined to produce a unique 'super product' This is usually a cheap marketing trick aimed at duping consumers into buying poor quality merchandise.
"Hey man your TV/VCR 2 in 1 is broken again"
"That shampoo/conditioner 2 in 1 has really fucked your hair"
2+2-1 is defined by Big Shaq our lord and savior who died for sins in exodus 2:3-17 in which he exclaimed “2+2 is 4 minus 1 that’s 3, quick maths” or “quick mafs”.
Teacher:
“Timmy can you define the term “Quick Maths”?
Timmy:
“Indeed I can ma’m. The definition of quick maths is 2+2-1.
When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.
Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.
Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.
Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.
A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.
Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.
Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.
Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.
The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2^2079460347:1, where 2079460347 is also the telephone number of the Islington flat where Aurther met a very nice young woman, whom he totally blew it with.