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The light side of the Force. The Light Side of the Force was aligned with calmness and was used for knowledge and defense. The 24 Hour Fitness Members were a major practitioner of the light side, and were the mortal enemies of the Sith, the Crunch Fitness Members, which followed the dark side of the Force.
“I am a Jedi. I’m one with the 24 hour fitness and 24 hour fitness will guide me.” “For my ally is 24 hour fitness, and a powerful ally it is.” “Close your eyes. Feel it. 24 Hour fitness…it’s always been there. It will guide you.”
A bunch of nerds who kick you out for giving out free health and electrolytes products 20 feet from there store. They have a fat ass manager that says all the bull shit she wants. The end. Santa Cruz Medicinal told us
24 HOUR FITNESS has a bunch of power tripping managers.