A fork of Rural Dictionary
Commonly used phrase in Hypixel and Hypixel-related communities to represent something having an undetermined amount of time, that's likely to almost never happen or take a very long time.
It is said to have originated from the "Wizard Tower" of Hypixel SkyBlock where the NPC there has been replying with the dialogue: "Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!" for the past ~2.5 years and counting.
Friend: "When is x coming out?"
Me: "3-5 Business Days"
That's how long it takes for your friend to respond
"Jane usually responds within 3 to 5 Business days but it could be even later in certain circumstances"
1471 days. That's how many days it took for the Rift update to come out in Hypixel Skyblock, which was said to be released 3-5 Business Days after the game's creation.
Friend 1: She bad asf.
Friend 2: What the fuck? She's only 3-5 Business Days old!