A fork of Rural Dictionary
you think of a state and the other person has to guess what you are thinking, every time the person guesses wrong you move your hands from their knees upwards toward their 'junk' you stop when they guess right.
50 states is a way to touch a person you likes junk
Alabama: Hicks Alaska: American Russians Arizona: Bad football team Arkansas: ArKANSAS California: Wildfires Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE Connecticut: Bipolar Delaware: George Washington Florida: Hurricanes Georgia: Coca Cola Hawaii: Moana Idaho: Potatohoes Illinois: Alcoholics Indiana: Indian Iowa: Dark zone of US Kansas: Patrick Mahomes Kentucky: Fried chicken Louisiana: Popeyes Maine: LOBSTAH Maryland: Crabs and Clams Massachusetts: The witch trials Michigan: Big boi lakes Minnesota: Vikings Mississippi: That other southeastern state Missouri: Beer and Kansas city Montana: Far cry 5 Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock Nevada: Gambling New Hampshire: Concord New Jersey: New Joysee New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things New York: Only 1 good football team North Carolina: Texas Pete North Dakota: Rocky president's Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan Oregon: Portland Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is Rhode Island: SMOL South Carolina: The worse of the two South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us Tennessee: Rock and Roll Texas: Red dead Utah: Salt lake city Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember Virginia: Gettysburg Washington: Marshawn lynch West Virginia: Felloff 76 Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee) Wyoming: Doesn't exist
Bro the 50 states are weird
It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.
"It took me almost six months, but I got in the 50 State Club."
A now famous line used in the movie horrible bosses It is used twice in the movie in the credits, they put a spin on it, leaving the audience laughing once the movie is over
-I would like to bend her over that barrel and show her the 50 states- *Where is that from?* -A movie- *No it isn't* -It is now-
It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?" Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over and show her the 50 states." Chandler: "Thatta boy"
It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?" Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states." Chandler: "Thatta boy"
shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.
I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.