A fork of Rural Dictionary
If you're born on this day chances are you have the goofiest personality , face of an angel and a smile that makes people melt your energy is unmatched if someone loses you it will be impossible to get your vibe somewhere else. #Legends are born in April.
Females born on this day are perfection and can never be replaced if you have her keep her she a freak too
Males born on the day have big dick energy > you'd be lucky to have him on your side as a friend or partner
Boy 1 : Damn she/he fine I can tell he/she born on the 5th of April
Boy 2 : Then I plead the Fif
5th of April is also known as the grand day called " Day of Idiots". This day is to show the presence of all the idiots mostly with the names "Calum/Calum". If you were born on this name you have the iq of a fucking dead phone. No offence but if I saw a bus coming your way Id record it and put it on loop whilst your just laying there. If you are a Calum/Callum and born on this day just know you're not worthy.
eg1. I knew he's a Calum/Callum just look at his results
eg2. I heard he was born on April 5th and is a Calum, mum said we have permission to beat him up
Calum
5th of April