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7 news

The Australian version of Fox News. Watched by punting, flag-waving, worshipping fundamentalists who worship Pauline Hansen like she is fucking Big Shaq; Essentially the only reason mature people who know the difference between 'fact and fiction' watch it is to cringe at all the UAP femboys (especially Peter Mitchell) cry about Clive Palmer losing the 2021 election

John: oh shit the Labor party is gonna deprive us of our political freedoms in 6 months Sienna: Where did you hear that? John: 7 News Sienna: piss off

by iDontTrustYou November 20, 2023

7 news

The Australian equivalent of FOX Network

Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111' Gramps: 'whered you hear this? Little Timmy: '7 news' Gramps: smacks into the abyss

by iDontTrustYou April 17, 2024