A fork of Rural Dictionary
The day where friends are allowed to hook up and never have to talk about it again
The 9th April is a friend-hook-up-day
“Bro I need to neck her it’s national neck day on 9th April”
International Drop Kick a Rapist day
“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”
April 9 is national slap ass day so be bold and slap some ass
I'm going to be slapping ass on April 9th
april 9th is the day prince philip died
hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze