A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages. Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.
Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
Another word for cock, dick, or penis.
1. I pack a huge hammer. 2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!