Country Dictionary

A stupid, annoying person

"Jack's the biggest mon in town"

Short for Ichiman (a Japanese word that is pronounced itchy-mon), it is 10,000 yen (about a hundred dollars) and is used for describing money in general terms.

"I hope to earn a mon or two next week"

A sinlgular unit of cunnency/ a penny peice. Come from the fact that the word 'money' is plural so one pence is singular because it is the smallest unit you can get, hence the singular form of money - a Mon

"Dude, sweet i found a mon"

the opposite of NOM NOM NOM; upchucking; punking; blowing chunks; throwing up

Dude 1: Dude are you ok?
Dude 2: MON MON MON

Throwing up. Opposite of nom nom nom.

Ugh this is disgusting... i think im gunna.... MON MON MON!!!

Scottish. A phrase commonly used by neds when wanting to 'kick some cunts heed in'.

mon then ya wee mad rocket.

a phrase which means come on..(insert name of scottish band here.)

'Mon the.. Biffy!'
'Mon the.. Fratellis!'