A fork of Rural Dictionary
a person who is extremely tiny on top, but has a ginormous lower area.
person 1: I met Jonathan for the first time while he was sitting. I thought he was a small dude. Then he stood up and I was like damn I now know where all the food went!!
person 2: I know man, he is the pear, I wonder when the last time he even saw his penis was!
THE MOST FUCKING COOL FRUIT EVER CREATED. ITS FUCKING GREEN, DONT TELL THAT AINT COOL ITS FUCKING GREEN LIKE SHREK AND HULK AND THEY ARE FUCKING BADASSES. NOT LIKE THAT PUSSY APPLE LIKE WHO EVEN LIKES APPLES AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AND THE BANANAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING DICK.
Timmy: Look at that guy he is eating a pear, he must get so much fucking pussy
noun:
A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
At first the pear can be pleasureful...but not for long.