A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe! Bob: God Donut I meant ducking Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE! Bob: *ducking Bob: Duck this phone Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now Fred:
A waterfowl. But also, a funny person
T: I saw two ducks yesterday, they were stalking me through the window H: I is a duck for sure
The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.
Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us? Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not. This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood. Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.
taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch taylor: DUCKING***** taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!! taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now rylee: fuck you