A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A person you find is kind and caring. 2. An endangered species
1. The waitress at the fast-food restraunt was a nice person. 2. I try to be a nice person, no matter how rare they are.
Somebody who does things for other people without benefit to themselves
Couch Dude: Matt, would you be a nice person and grab me a beer bro? I'm busy playing Worms 2 on the couch. Matt: Sure bro, no problem.
When one of the boys wants to smash a girl but has to inform them discreetly
Bro 1: “Hey look it’s her” Her: “Hi” Her: remains in the same vicinity Bro 2: looks at bro 1 Bro 2: “she got a nice personality”
when you think some one is cool as a friend or to hang around. but you do not find them sexually attractive.
Bob: hey I saw you had a new girl named renae at your work? I seen her from a distance walking into you office. is she hot up close? Rob: Let's just say shes a nice person.... Bob: ohhh so she is actually kind of cool to be around and shes nice and stuff but you'd never bump uglies with her coz she isnt the best looker? Rob: thats exactly what I mean Bob. you hit the nail on the head buddy. I wouldnt engage in anything more serious than a casual joke or chate with Renae. Bob: Well fair enough Rob some people like different things!! Rob: What are you trying to say shes attractive!?!? Bob: No that isnt what I meant... I mean I guess I wouldn't say no if she was laying there with her legs spread all over the place?.... you know? Rob: no I don't fucking know asshole, she is just a nice person! thats all she will ever be! you fucking dipshit! shes a NICE PERSON! you wouldn't touch her even if she did have her cunt lips spread for you to insert your penis into! Bob: well i donno Bob. I guess you could be right. she isnt that attractive maybe. Rob: no she isnt you fucking ballbag piece of shit! get away from me before i throw this handfull of smashed assholes at you. get fucked! Bob: man why do you have to be so violent. your always getting so worked up and angry at me. what is a handful of smashed ass holes anyway? Rob: yeah sorry man I know. i have this fucked up disease where I chuck the shits for no reason. Bob: So you gonna introduce me to that new bird or what? Rob: get fucked you stupid cunt. go and do a summersault through the air and dissapear up your own asshole.