A fork of Rural Dictionary
Shit
Stroke
Shave
Shower
Sleep
The perfect man's night time ritual.
Let me hit up the 5 S's before bed
the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.
throw up 5’s if you get bitches
“Wow they got 5’s up, they get bitches”
a person who throws up 5’s is the hottest person alive, has big balls, and is super duper dope and pimpin
Bri, Nat, and Faith are throwing up 5’s because they are alpha