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ab pack

An eight pack on a hot goy.

Oh my gosh. Did you see Taylor Lautner's ab pack?!

by Yo my name's Katie January 23, 2009

12 pack abs

The belly one gets from drinking a 12 pack of beer every day where the abs are covered by a thick layer of fat.

Look at the 12 pack abs on that guy, he must drink a lot of beer.

by Takes balls to go by "Dick" February 18, 2011

sex-pack abs

1: The abs that get you laid 2: Abs that are perfect for having sex

Example 1: Hose: Dude after I got from boot camp I was totally ripped my girlfriend practically dragged me into the bed. Gustavo: Really? What made her so horny? Hose: My sex-pack abs Example 2: Bogs: Yo man I just had sex with my girlfriend for the first time with a six-pack. IT WAS AWESOME! Matt: Duh man that's why they're called sex-pack abs

by DaWizard May 02, 2013

ate-pack abs

A distended belly caused by excessive eating.

Check out my ate-pack abs: It's thanks to the Ho-Hos, Doritos, Coke, and Funyuns cocktail I got brewing down there.

by Ae5Ea8 February 07, 2015

six-pack abs

Contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT always describe a desirable "tight as a drum" lower torso. It can also refer to the exact opposite bodily-condition, but for very different reasons, depending on the gender of the human under discussion: (1) Weak flabby below-the-belt muscles on a man which result from his downing too many "six packs" --- i.e., cans of beer. (2) Equally loose saggy folds that a woman may develop "down there" if she's either had a half-dozen children in rapid succession, or makes it a full-time job to care for a whole "flock" of pint-sized charmers.

I'm not arguing with Ol' Golden Voice regarding the overall message of the early-'80's movie he stars in --- Kenny is indeed 100% correct that "love will turn you around" in some cases, but a gal may suffer "six-pack abs" if she tries for too many little ones --- either giving birth to them herself or adopting a whole flock --- too soon.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

16-pack abs

ripped abs that take 8 packs to the next level upper abs middle abs lower abs external obliques

sexy 16-pack abs

by hhhbbb46789 December 21, 2014

AB Pack

There’s layers to this. An AB pack is the same as a HSP, different location AB is short for Abortion, as per what a HSP looks like. And the Pack, is the Aborted fetus. AB Pack is the baby pack that you’re now smoking on

Tommys Mrs went down to the clinic yesterday, now she’s chilling at home smoking on that AB pack

by Kenobis4n November 29, 2022