Country Dictionary

National fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass

any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.

Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.

national me day

my birthday is April 9
this is a joke

April 9th was the day the most baddest, goofiest, silly, extra, always ready, attitude, bitch was born and that’s period cause you can’t be her

Boy: what’s today

Girl: April 9 my birthday

Boy: oh shoot

National nap day just take a nap

Julie:why are you sleeping so much
Ally:ITS APRIL 9

The day where you can ask out your crush

Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend

Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why

Stephan: It’s April 9

People born on this day keep everything they do on a minimum when it comes to attention. No one really knows what the people of this birthdate do until it’s done.

Everybody I know who was born on April 9 move very silently.