A fork of Rural Dictionary
International Drop Kick a Rapist day
“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”
April 9 is national slap ass day so be bold and slap some ass
I'm going to be slapping ass on April 9th
april 9th is the day prince philip died
hey do you know how and when prince philip died?
yes he died on april 9th due to a sneeze
April 9th is national ass day! Please, go smack the ass of all your loved ones! They cannot yell at you because you can explain to them that it is national ass day! (please don't use this to harass people)
Miranda: *slaps ass*
Olivia: What was that for???
Miranda: It is April 9th...National Ass Day!
International love your boyfriend day! Give him all the hugs and kisses you can, and don't forget gifts too!
"oh it's April 9th! Gotta give him a good gift!" "Thank you!"