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(v) a chaotic situation or freak accident
Juggling chainsaws is an abernathy waiting to happen
Bitch. A huge bitch.
"Oh my god, have you seen that guy?" "Yeah- He's such an Abernathy-"
The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.
That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.
The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being a dick.
That drunk asshole behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.
An old man who steals people's shoes off the street and sells them for hundreds of dollars to other people
A mr Abernathy was on the act the other day