A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man of such incredible power nobody can stop him and everybody fears this absolute unit
Dave: hey you seen that guy Declan Adams Stuart: yeah I heard he’s an absolute unit Dave: yeah him and that guy Joel Timbrell are trouble Stuart: I like kids Dave: Aiden is a pussy
A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.
Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team. Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight. Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.
A term used to describe absolute units
Absolute unit
A person or object, who is large in the sense nothing can get in their way.
Oh, Look over at Whomas, That absolute unit just barged through that crowd!
Someone or something that has the shear mass or presence that makes your jaw drop and/or give the utmost respect to.
Police officer: IT'S A STAND OFF OUT HERE! Sheriff: Send 'Him' out. *Absolute Unit steps out of patrol car and everyone takes a knee* *Suspect immediately turns himself in*
“Hey you see that big guy over there that looks like Dr Robotnic?” “Yeah that guys an absolute unit!”