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A shitty game on roblox where u get scammed jus so stupid neons or pets
My friends sister can’t stop playing adopt me!
Stupid overrated game that is somehow popular
Jared was playing adopt me. He suddenly got a trade request. The person gave him a dog and he gave them some rare pet. Jared screamed and threw his laptop. Mom came over and gave him a mega ass whooping.
A game of scamming on roblox. Use your mind and don't give away your pets idiot its not that hard :).
Guy1: Bro I got scammed on adopt me. Guy2: Oh Dang that sucks im not surprised..
A ROBLOX game which was supposed to be a roleplay game, but instead turned into a collection game
You: How many pet do you have in adopt me?
Your friend: I have 36
A famous game on Roblox. This game is full of absolutely stupid children who trades the piles of garbage they bring everywhere with them to flex on others only to get scammed, after that they start a massive argument and the argument has a heck ton of terrible shitty insults. What other can you do in this game other than go on google and search up for the best insults known to man kind or watching the dramatic movie while eating a large sized popcorn and loudly sipping 2 liters of your favorite soda? Collecting! Yes that's right, use your parent's credit card (I forgot that your dad went to get milk) and get some in game currency to get the useless pets! Grow it while it begs you for food, for a shower (little shit can't turn on the water) and for some playtime! Why not collect some recyclable plastic instead of going to the gym, doing homework and much, much more! Waste your valuables (including every second of your life) on this amazing game! Watch the no-lifers get their daily streaks to a higher number! So cool! Play adopt me now! 100% won't make a pop up begging you for your life savings every 10 seconds! Now get your ass out there and go lose some weight.
Mother: Somebody used up all of my money!
14 year old: It was insert 5 y/o name here, insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here said that insert 5 y/o non-existent pronouns here needs it to get a cool pet in the weird lookin game called "Adopt Me" on "Roblox"
Mother: I fucking hate my life.
The hell that it is. A game where people learn sex and give away addresses. Don't forget to kill yourself before playing this game, and loose a couple of brain cells along the way. Want a couch? SPEND YOUR MOMS CREDIT CARD! this game is stupid as hell.
Person 1: Wanna play adopt me?
Person 2: You don't deserve to live anymore.