A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun): Shortly after taking a massive crap, you have the sudden urgency to go again. The second time around it is called after birth.
After walking down the hall after my time on the throne was complete, I sprinted back the way I came knowing the after birth was on its way.
The coolest website / music composition website ever. www.after-birth.com - The music induces an OC high. (See Oxycontin)
Dude I just totally after-birthed and stayed up till 4 AM. Sweet-
Dude After Birth dominates my car stereo, CD Player, headphones, and Computer playlist.
What did you have for dinner last night?
I had after-birth on toast. It was nasssty.
Oh you had Domino's Pizza
a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.
ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.
simply the best comeback in any situation ever
Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................