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After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.

-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell" - Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!" - Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"

by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021