A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ear buds for people who can't afford wires
Look at that poor guy using air pods
That shit that Apple made for the rich fuckers..?
Steve: Hey, what’s up Jerry?
Jerry:...
Steve: -clears throat- What’s up Jerry!
Jerry: -sees Steve talking- What? Sorry, I can’t hear you over all my money.
Why? Why would Jerry be such a dick with his Air pods?
A way for apple users to excuse from rent. Or for rich one's to have a way to say you broke boy twat you don't even have apple and then run off and trip over the poor
Person 1 " mate you got air pods?"
Person 2 " no."
Person 1 "DO I SMELL POVERTY!"
slaps thigh of main bitch then runs off into the Gucci store
Headphones that are over expensive and give nothing special except for being wireless.
All the kids these days have air pods
A device only rich people have.
Girl: Cool Air pods
Boy: Sorry I don't speak broke