A fork of Rural Dictionary
Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey
a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro
1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.