A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man ejaculates on someone's eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting jizzum in them.
"dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool Jim last night?" "yeah, what about it?" "i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold." "nice dude, you got him." "man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold." "nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."