A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog
An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"