A fork of Rural Dictionary
What one no longer wants to be, anymore.
Eric Carmen: All by myself. Don't wanna be alllll byyyy mysellllffff, any more.
A bisexual person who is not in a relationship.
Apparently we're spoiled for choice, but here I am, I'm all bi myself.
To actually "lol" so hard, that you make a (rather embarassing) mess.
Keizra: I'm totally lol-ing all over myself. Jess: Do you want me to get the shamwow? It'll have you saying Sham-WOW.
"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself." (Introspective) "At least YOU'RE....." (Outrospective) -Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself. A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.) B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.") C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")