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Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad. Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him. Jerry: Well did he ask her out? Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying. Jerry: Poor Jimmy. Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

by ray_axe September 06, 2022