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A sorority founded in 1872 that has extremely high standards of class for members. Because of this, Alpha Phis are usually beautiful, smart, sweet, and never are the girls falling over drunk at parties. These girls have high ideals for themselves and others.
Most Alpha Phi chapters are near (if not THE) top house at their respective colleges and often have the biggest pledge class of any other sororities.
In addition, Alpha Phis are typically loud, fun, and outgoing and therefore are active participants in the greek system as well as their philantropic events. They have a ton of spirit and are usually an exciting and fun house, especially for parties (they just won't be the ones puking in the bathroom all night).
Alpha Phi is top house on our campus, and all the girls are super fun and outgoing. They also win Greek Week, and almost all other awards.
A sorority that has been hotter than you since 1872 in Syracuse. These lovely sisters are envied by absolutely everyone they meet ranging from the wannabe Kappa Kappa Gammas to the alcoholic Gamma Phi Betas. The girls chosen for this exclusive sorority are chosen by their sparkling personalities, pretty faces, outstanding grades, and banging bods. In summary, they are the best of the best, which explains why they win everything from Greek Week to the Pledge Classes they want. They love to party, HARD, but know how to keep it classy. Everyone wants them and everyone wants to be them.
Super Sexy Boy #1- Damn those girls are banging, I want a piece of that action!
Super Sexy Boy #2- Don't even try, those are Alpha Phis they are the hottest girls ever and WAAYYYYYYYYY out of your league.
The best nationwide sorority, filled with girls who are classy, rich, and hot. Alpha Phis party, but also get exceptional grades and are admired by frat boys and sorority girls alike. If you date an Alpha Phi, raise your hand. If not, then raise your standards.
Guy #1: Dude, your new girlfriend is SMOKING HOT!
Guy #2: Thanks, man. but she's an ALPHA PHI. what do you expect?
Also known as A-Phi, the most contagious, disgusting, and harmful sexually transmitted disease there is. There is no cure for the A-Phi, however most victims are confined to one house to quarantine the virus as much as possible, however they tend to sneak out and whore around on weekends. Puts herpes and the clap to shame. Usually the symptoms are: stupidity, slutiness, increased waist and ass size, bad breath, low standards, and increased subjection to other STDs.
He was banging an Alpha Phi, probably woulda had to replace the door anyways to get all those APhi germs off of there!
Typically the least classy sorority on campus. Their only priorities are partying, getting laid, and causing drama. NEVER JOIN ALPHA PHI. You don't want to be "that girl".
If it hurts to pee, it's from an Alpha Phi.
a women's fraternity filled with girls who just love to eat food, and yet remain remarkably skinny. Every boy knows to go out to eat with an A-Phi
Guy 1: Hey did you go out with that alpha phi?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't believe that she didn't order a salad or something. Then we got ice cream and she got a double scoop in a waffle cone. I couldn't even handle a kiddy cone.