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Proof that oil and water DO mix after all. This nasty-tasting, solidified soy oil is used as a substitute for real cheese, which at least has nutrition and is ACTUALLY digestible.
I made the terrible mistake of buying American cheese (hey, it cost half as much as Cheddar). The next day, I woke up with explosive diarrhea because that shit just went right through my digestive tract.
A type of cheese that is of low quality, possibly due to mass production. Best when melted.
-Damn, this American cheese is bad. -Try toasting it.
Something that seems to be cheese, but in reality, its just plastic
American cheese is gross, its not even real cheese!
A really good version of something that shouldn’t be good at all.
That hotel’s restaurant is 5-star and can make even the simplest thing taste good. Even their grilled cheese and soup tastes better than you expect. They must use Imported American Cheese or something.
Tylers favourite midnight snack
Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on? Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.
Also known as plastic cheese or asshole cheese Brand Name: Kraft Singles It is that shitty-tasting processed cheese that is made of expired milk and soybean oil that ruins burgers and should NOT be used for grilled cheeses.
Friend 1: Yo bro! I made you a grilled cheese Friend 2 : this smells like dog shit, what kind of cheese is this? Friend 1: American Cheese Friend 2: Suck my dick
1. Referred to as an American that eats processed food such as Twinkies, Lunchables, and American cheese and is severely ugly; could be identified as a monster. 2. A woman or girl that is really hot typically with blonde hair because their hair matches what the color of American cheese is. She could be ugly too but cheese is cheese
1. (in walmart) look at that sad overweight AMERICAN CHEESE in the frozen food section. I cant believe someone could live like that CHEESE. 2. (in the mall) Bro that AMERICAN CHEESE is so hot she’s like a model.