A fork of Rural Dictionary
Alfi is an amazing person that has a great sense of humor. He is so beautiful and makes everyone happy. He also likes water.
I love Alfi so much. Yeah, me too.
A name.Alfie's are kind-hearted all through their life, they wouldn't hurt a fly(unless provoked) Alfie's always stick up for friends(even people they haven't been getting on well with)An Alfie would be the best boyfriend or friend they are, Awsome,cool,tough,caring,protective and they will allows be curious about things.Most of the time Alfie's are depressed so if you know one be Grateful you do.
Kid"Did you hear about what happened to Alfie"? Other kid"yeah,let's go cheer him up"
Alfie is a person with a massive cock and is really buff. Every Alfie i know is always wearing sweatpants so he can show off his giant penis.
"hey look its Alfie" "how do you know you've never met him" "cant you see his big elephant cock trough his sweat pants and his giant fucking mucsles"
A very sexy boy who can get any girl and people know him mr steal your girl and very smart boy
Alfie is sexy
these Alfie's have a huge penis, super intelligent, and extremely, extremely hotter.
popular girl: omg Alfie is so hot Alfie: i know bb. they fucked
1. Someone who is invincible in a very cool way, and is also quite sexy, has a supernatural air about him.
Person 1: You hear he got run over by a train today? Person 2: Yea bro i saw it, the train was mash up. Person 1: I heard he don't even have a bruise. Person 2: He must be an Alfie or some shit. Eddie: Why did you ride your bicycle into a parked car? Alfie: Its raining so I had my eyes closed... Eddie: You're bike is screwed, how are you not dead?! Alfie: ..I must be invincible or something. Eddie: Oh Alfie 'No Alfie, no! You won't make it, nobody can! Its impossible!' He looks back and smiles, 'You forget darling, Im invincible'