A fork of Rural Dictionary
What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong. Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.
Airport cop: Name? b: {very arabic name} Airport cop: Come with me, please. b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it? Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights.. *glove snaps*