A fork of Rural Dictionary
situated on January 12th every other leap year anal day is a day where people can gather in groups of no more than 7 but no less than four to discuss and practice the art of anal sex.
Dan: is anal day coming up soon Ewan: yes, I love anal sex
This day celebrates the popular food item with a popular sexual act on June 4th. This day is celebrated between two or more people that love anal sex and pizza. You engage in anal sex and afterwards share a pizza.
- Hey Cindy, what are you up to tonight? - I'm going over to Bob's for Pizza and Anal Day. It's become a yearly tradition of ours on June 4th.
National anal day is where a male is concented to sticking his penis inside of the anus until he cums this day is on April 21st.
Hey dude it's national anal day tomorrow you excited? Yeah dude I'm going to cum in that booty
The official day of anal is April 21st. On this special day, females who REALLY love their spouses, or are just freaky as hell, feel almost obligated to give their man some quality anal sex. Once a year, men across the nation look forward to what is referred to as, "the best holiday ever created."
Guy 1: hey man do you know what tomorrow is? Guy 2: easter? Guy1: yes. easter and.....NATIONAL ANAL DAY!!! Guy2: oh shit man i almost forgot! Make sure your girl stays away from the brussel sprouts at dinner!