A fork of Rural Dictionary
Andy Griffith is the ultimate small-town sheriff in the show named after him which ran in the 50s and 60s. Always moral and tolerant, tough and kind, dispensing justice and mercy with humility and a good sense of humor. Can be used to describe one of similar nature.
A euphemism for jerking off.
What were you doing up in your room? Watching the Andy Griffith Show...