A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.
Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it
(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.
You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues
Derives from the original meaning of a Wifey or you woman whom you love very much. Your Apple Orchard Crunch is your everything and you will eat at any given moment to pleasure her. She is wife material and is a Wifey. Love and Peace over bombs in the middle east.
Bill: Hey, did you talk to my apple orchard crunch today?
Petter Cotton Tail: Yes, Why?
Bill: Fuck you nigga. dont you ever talk to my apple orchard crunch!!
A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.
"Dude what's my password?"
"Just remember apple orchard banana cat dance 8663"