A fork of Rural Dictionary
Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.
Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day
A day when people can lie about anything and if you are stupid enough you'll believe it then when they shout APRIL FOOLS! you feel like a dumb ass
GIRL: Yeah. If You Come Over, You Can Smash. GUY: Ard. I'm Omw. Takes 2 Buses And Ah 30 Minute walk To Get To Girl's House GIRL: April Fools Day You Can't Fuck Me! Yeaaa! -__________________-
The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.
"Mom, I'm pregnant!" "You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack** "...Happy April Fool's Day..."
The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.
Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!
april first the day when u trol
haha april fools day haha
day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00
putting clingfilm on the toilet seat swapping around the draws turning back alarm clocks
April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th
Gullible is written on the ceiling.