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Artificial Intelligence

A computer, robot, or other similar automation that is intelligently programmed, but lacks the common sense to get itself out of a failed state.

Tech 1: Wow! Look at the artificial intelligence this robot uses to make decisions! <Robot crashes, and goes into alarm> Tech 2: Yeah, I guess we’ll be semi-automated until we get this robot out of the mess it’s in now…

by NexxuSix October 08, 2021

Artificial Intelligence

Descriptive phrase used to describe people who think they're smart but aren't.

Michael always uses hyperbole and lacks any evidence when arguing a point. He's absolutely the worst case of artificial intelligence.

by shwag007 July 28, 2018

Artificial Intelligence

A new found intelligence possessed by somebody with a smartphone who can now do a Wikipedia lookup and then spout the Wiki info.

Now that Idiot Jim has a smart phone he has Artificial Intelligence.

by Mr David February 18, 2011

Artificial Intelligence

Is in fact an extended degree of responsiveness on the part of a machine to fulfill it's purpose. It is a toaster that notes that the toast is darkening very quickly but the setting is on light brown. It is a car's service light coming on because an unexpected condition that might otherwise be missed by the owner could very well cost him thousands in repairs.

This new line of car has an artificial intelligence built in designed to anticipate how a passenger could be harmed and counter in such a way as to make nearly any accident on the road not just survivable but nearly harmless to the passengers.

by Scotchman April 14, 2010

artificial intelligence

Natural blonde who dyed his/her hair in a dark(er) color.

That girl went to a hairdresser to get some artificial intelligence.

by Coenie November 14, 2004

artificial intelligence

Describes a program that partly acts like a human. This term can be used to make your code seem smarter than it actually is (it's called marketing.) This concept is sometimes represented in pathetic stock images depicting creepy robots.

If artificial intelligence can't take over the world yet, it can still write poems. That's cool.

by a2br March 02, 2021

artificial intelligence

A form of life which can think, decide, and have "feelings" that was created by another species.

"The latest robotic design is believed to be the first artificial intelligence" "The 'matrix' is an artificial intelligence"

by Artificial Intelligence July 29, 2004