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Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve. Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level. Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.