A fork of Rural Dictionary
A spherical, peelable shite of cabbacious proportions.
Husband says to wife "give it five minutes love, i've just passed a massive ass cabbage!"
"Move bitch Ass Cabbage on the way!"
Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet
That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning
An ass cabbage is:
1.) A douchebag
2.) A fat chick
3.) Someone who likes to insert cabbages into their rectal openings
"Emily, you are such an ass cabbage."
"No Mike, Jew's aren't interesting, they are just ass cabbagers."
The tissue that rolls out of your ass hairs onto the floor after a shit.
Hey.. Did you just leave ass cabbage on the rug?
The distinct odor left in a room after people have been having sex in it - particularly sweaty, nasty, after a twelve hour workday sex. The smell is evocative of ass sweat and the distinct funky perfume which emanates during the process of boiling cabbage.
"Aaawww, what the... ?!? It smells like Hot Ass and Cabbage up in this piece."
Said to significant other when they come home after a long day of work: "Phew, baby why don't you go take a shower before we get busy - I don't want my sheets to be stinkin' like Hot Ass and Cabbage."
A sarcastic remark when one asks what is there to eat.
John: "Whats for super?"
Jake:"Bears ass and cabbage!"
The condition of having gas that leaves your anus wet, having to wipe after every fart
Man, I'm hungover and I've got cabbage ass.