A fork of Rural Dictionary
A group of individuals who become trained and educated to follow a strict code of ethics forming gang-like relationships manipulating the code, rendering it unidentifiable.
Whatcom County Sheriffs Deputies called to a home by tenants complaining of theft. The thief disputes the claims telling deputies he's lived there for 8 years & the property is his.
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
Where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat.
If you’ve ever been to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, you’ve probably seen or heard about “ass clowning” where drunk concertgoers break into cars in the parking lot and defecate on the driver’s seat. It is rumored to have started in 1996 at Consumption Auditorium when Nick Ray Tummo first committed the act. “I was drunk and my friends all thought it was funny so I figured why not keeping doing it at shows? It gives me a kind of special spiritual connection to the concert.”
1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer
1. Steve is such an ass clown!
2. Steven is such an ass clown!
A form of the more common Failure combined with an Ass Hole. Basically a combination of the worst traits of both: the mental, social, and physical shortcomings of a Failure, with all the obnoxious douchebaggery of an Ass Hole.
1. Joel may be a Failure, but at least he's not an Ass Clown...
2. Shawn is indeed an Ass Clown
A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.